I am a yogi, as is my father. My mother is a yogini. If I told you my mother’s maiden name, I would have to kill you. Lalitchandra, my mother’s 5th cousin, slept with all five of the yoga brothers: Raja, Karma, Jnana, Bhakti and Hatha. She proposed that they name me Hemeng (one with shining body). This might explain my incredible will to dominate. Yoga derives from yuj, meaning "to control", "to yoke" or "to unite". Hence this office is my little playground: I determine everything that happens here.
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Dwight Schrute on yoga:
I am a yogi, as is my father. My mother is a yogini. If I told you my mother’s maiden name, I would have to kill you. Lalitchandra, my mother’s 5th cousin, slept with all five of the yoga brothers: Raja, Karma, Jnana, Bhakti and Hatha. She proposed that they name me Hemeng (one with shining body). This might explain my incredible will to dominate. Yoga derives from yuj, meaning "to control", "to yoke" or "to unite". Hence this office is my little playground: I determine everything that happens here.
Wow! I've been wracking my brain and haven't thought of something even half that sweeeeet! You nailed Yogi Dwight to a T..
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