I walked in to the living room, sat in my chair, looked over and saw my camera sitting in a glass of water. Oliver. 18 months old. This is what my mother wished for me.
I busted open my mom's collected coin cases and spread them all over the house. I once saw her dog shivering and thought she was cold, so turned the thermostat to 90 (as high as it would go). My mom came home and the dog had thrown up all over from the heat. I turned the garden hose on and held it tight to the exhaust pipe of my mom's '73 vw bug (I thought I was cleaning the engine). I spilled a half gallon of milk on the living room shag carpet and lied about it. Four days later by the rancid stench it was obvious milk was spilled. When I was ten my hated step father turned to walk away in our back yard and I whipped a baseball in his direction and hit him square on his bald head. When I was eight I set fire to a couple of acres of field behind our house.
I think my mom was relieved to still be alive when I finally moved out on my own at 18.
Tim - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Nice. I can relate to that.
You are biking right?
Leadville right?
wait, winter race - right?
http://www.cloudcitywheelers.org/Events-&-Rides.html
Thanks G.
I once opened up all my Dad's contact lens cases and washed them down the sink. I was 3 years old. I have no idea why I did that.
When I was 3 I also pooped down the shower drain.
Once my mom (when I was 2) found me inside the dish washer taking it apart. Who knows why kids do things like that, they're kind of like dogs.
They had contact lenses all the way back then!? Just kidding. Crapping in the shower has also been done here, by Oliver, not me.
I busted open my mom's collected coin cases and spread them all over the house. I once saw her dog shivering and thought she was cold, so turned the thermostat to 90 (as high as it would go). My mom came home and the dog had thrown up all over from the heat. I turned the garden hose on and held it tight to the exhaust pipe of my mom's '73 vw bug (I thought I was cleaning the engine). I spilled a half gallon of milk on the living room shag carpet and lied about it. Four days later by the rancid stench it was obvious milk was spilled. When I was ten my hated step father turned to walk away in our back yard and I whipped a baseball in his direction and hit him square on his bald head. When I was eight I set fire to a couple of acres of field behind our house.
I think my mom was relieved to still be alive when I finally moved out on my own at 18.
Damn Tim. You were a little hellion.
oh lordeee....reminds me of when my 4 yr old was trying to be helpful and gave our laptop a sponge bath. :(
-ds
Donna- I'm sure you have many stories! A lap top is much more expensive too!
Tim - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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