Friday, March 6, 2009

Haikus for Kerrie

Try again..
A man with a maul!
And bad ass abdominals-
Snow covers the wood.

An old shed!
A man jumps in-
The sound of saws.

Random thought- One of the funniest (of many) lines in The Empire Strikes Back is this scene with Dart Vader and Luke Skywalker.
Luke and Darth are facing off on the Deathstar and Luke starts to climb a cable that is hanging down...
Darth- "Impressive"

Luke looks at Darth and starts to climb even higher!

- "MOST impressive!"

Then Luke jumps down.

Darth doesn't say anything when Luke does a double back flip, but climb a rope? That IS impressive!


kerrie said...


what talent. however i'm pretty sure you meant to use "maul" in the last line. and something about tires. in snow.

don't think i'm running in the a.m.
i'm still barely walking. i am considering one of those motorized scooters.

Matt said...

The verse and film criticism are the real deal. The line about the abs seems hilariously not very Japanese.

I remember this time last year, I was wearing my warrior kimono and you were calling me grahs hoppa.