No apologies for the rude jokes... you're just lucky I didn't cuss as much as I usually do.
Today is my son's 2 year birthday and I was trying to think about the span of time since he was born. I have a warped sense of time, always have. The past 2 years have felt like 5... my 37 years on this earth have felt like 50. Even the days seem to last too long. I look at my watch and guess 2:00pm and it's only 10:00am. I sleep very little, maybe this makes my time feel long? I'm not complaining by any means, I'm quite thankful! I feel like I have lived far more than I have and I think the next 20 years with Ben will be a lifetime.