Thursday, December 11, 2008

The accidental moustache

So, today I accidentally shaved my head. My hair was getting somewhat long and I decided to clip it with the 1" guard on it. Half way through the process the clippers stopped cutting as well so I took it apart and cleaned it and continued... forgetting to put the guard back on. So I had a bald stripe down the middle of my head. It's not like you can take that one back. No mulligans on the hair cut. So I shaved my head... and then was left with a full beard and a shaved head. I really like having my hair buzzed short but I also love my beard. The two tend not to mix well so now the beard had to go. So I shaved my face and ended up leaving a sweeeeeet 'stache. Now, I think a moustache on the right guy looks pretty cool, some guys can pull it off, some simply look like an ass... I fall in to the latter category. Below are pictures to prove it. Although I do have to say the aviator glasses and the moustache kind of work?

This is my "I reckon I'm gonna have to kill you now?" look.


This is my "Maam, license and registration please." look.


This is my, "Heeellll yes I got a truck!! What are you? Stupid?" look.


This I use when I have to stare down some punks. Or ninjas.

24 comments:

GZ said...

Now this is what blogging needs to be about. That is f*ckn awesome. I have been LMAO. The cop shot rules. We are definitely doing a village people gig next Halloween.

Lucho said...

I can't look at myself in the mirror with out wanting to kick my ass.

JK2 said...

I just thank god that Jeff does not have the ability to grow a mustache...

JK2

Dave said...

Now the question is, will the 'stache stay? Even though I'm sure I would look like a jackass with one, I'd love to grow it. For some reason though, I only get the underneath the chin and sideburn thing goin'. I only get the 'dirty 'stache' look. It's either look like an Arab terrorist or Abe Lincoln... Go figure.

Joe Reger said...

sweet 'stache dude! just wet that puppy down with some PowerGel(tm) before your next run and there's no need to fuss with anything in your pocket. efficiency. p.s. please don't kill me.

Lucho said...

Dave- I kept the stache exactly 8.4 seconds... the time it took for me to put down the camera and pick up the clippers and get it gone.. I don't want my son to see me like that. ;)

Brett said...

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MJ said...

Ha ha ha.... looks good! If I was a ninja I'd definitely find someone else to nun-chuk or toss throwing stars at.

RunColo said...

Best post of the year! That mustache was killer, guaranteed that 'stache would have taken five minutes of your marathon time.

FatDad said...

Wow. I'm not 100% convinced you're joking. First the mountain home, now this........

Kindzia said...

I'm saving these pictures to show your children in 20 years (it will help explain things). Funny blog...funny, funny blog.

wende said...

Reno 911! You should have put on some shorts and your cowboy boots! Those are great!

Matt said...

Right out of a Cohen Bros. film, funny but in a real dark way.

Ryan Denner said...

dude... totally keep it! and you should update your blogger picture with one of those too! LMAO

GZ said...

I am still cracking up. Ward's posted photo makes it even better: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uIqy_TsYzVw/SUGs9VEOHfI/AAAAAAAAANI/r06IeVOqNhg/s1600-h/lucho_and_earnhardt.jpg

Next time - full on handle bar. Freddie Mercury ain't got nothing on this stuff.

kerrie said...

ha...so sad to hear it's gone. that could have been a good look.

uli said...

A PORN stache - naaaice!

With this you scare your competition pre race. Keep it.

JP Flores said...

your best post ever. hilarious.

Josh said...

Wow...I came so close to blowing coffee out my nose and all over the monitor when I clicked on the Manson link. I was thinking there would be a pic of Tim with beard and shaved head...

beth said...

had a nightmare about this version of you last night.

Lucho said...

Beth- Is there another version of me?

Pantheon said...

its so brian sell ;-)

i like.

Lucho said...

Pantheon... that might be the best compliment I've ever gotten on here! Brian Sell is one of my favorite runners. Thanks!
I am on day 2 of regrowing the 'stache back out..

BRFOOT said...

I like the stache. I had one just like that from the time I could grow one until about 3 years ago. I think if I tried to grow it back now Jayne would kill me in my sleep.