The accidental moustache

So, today I accidentally shaved my head. My hair was getting somewhat long and I decided to clip it with the 1" guard on it. Half way through the process the clippers stopped cutting as well so I took it apart and cleaned it and continued... forgetting to put the guard back on. So I had a bald stripe down the middle of my head. It's not like you can take that one back. No mulligans on the hair cut. So I shaved my head... and then was left with a full beard and a shaved head. I really like having my hair buzzed short but I also love my beard. The two tend not to mix well so now the beard had to go. So I shaved my face and ended up leaving a sweeeeeet 'stache. Now, I think a moustache on the right guy looks pretty cool, some guys can pull it off, some simply look like an ass... I fall in to the latter category. Below are pictures to prove it. Although I do have to say the aviator glasses and the moustache kind of work?

This is my "I reckon I'm gonna have to kill you now?" look.


This is my "Maam, license and registration please." look.


This is my, "Heeellll yes I got a truck!! What are you? Stupid?" look.


This I use when I have to stare down some punks. Or ninjas.